If you throw the book at me....a day at the oncologist office.

Week two of the every Tuesday circus coming to town tests has come and gone.

Of course I went to my oncologist in lipstick and heels....would you expect anything less.

The drive to your oncologist is worse than any other I can even imagine. I drive a black Mustang convertible and it is a warm day in June....not even top down with my favorite tunes jamming is this drive pleasurable in anyway.

EVEN in Lipstick and Heels..blonde hair blowing behind me....Raybans on.....I cannot make a drive to an oncologist cool in anyway.

The walk to the elevator seems like eternity...and the chatty drug reps in the elevator who tell me I look pretty and they love my scarf....well I'm sure they had no idea that I was fighting like a girl....but they appreciated the lipstick and heels...and I guess the scarf too.

Two and a half hours later...my oncologist wants to throw the book at me.  MORE tests!!!!

Really?! Well your blood pressure is high too...ummmm?

NO REALLY?! Wouldn't yours be?

Well and your CA125 levels are elevated.  We just need to be sure. So we need another CT scan.

Are you kidding me...besides the ones already scheduled?

MY CA what?! The whole time I am thinking I need to Google that later.

Well when you're fighting like a girl....in lipstick and heels you should know if you throw the book at me....I will just read it, write a review on it, share the book to help others, and then write my own book!!!

That's how you fight cancer in lipstick and heels...always heels!

So go ahead Doc...throw the book at me!